I'm a Terrible Liar: Part Four

Here's the fourth and final installment of

Three Truths and a Lie

(Scroll down for the previous stories.)

*Warning*

TMI ALERT

Recently, Rusty got his wisdom teeth out.

So I opted to take him some Ice Cream and Mt. Dew.

I rode my bike to his house and I was wearing white shorts.

I kept feeling something wet,

So I look down.

AND I SEE RED

LITERALLY

So I get to Rusty's house and we sit on his couch to have a chat.

I tried to sit on my legs, just in case.

So awhile later I get home and I take off my white shorts

THE ENTIRE BACK SIDE IS RED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monday rolls around and I see Rusty in first hour.

Our conversation went something like this:

Me: Rusty I'm going to ask you a question and I need you to promise that you won't ask me why I'm asking you.

Rusty: Ummm okay.

Me: Promise?

Rusty: Yes.

Me: Is there a spot on your couch?

Rusty: Uhhh no.

Me: You sure?

Rusty: Yeah. Why?

Me: You REALLY don't wanna know.

Rusty: Okay.

THANK GOODNESS FOR DARK COUCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So there you have it!

Time to vote!

What's the lie?

The Accordion Story?

The Coke Story?

The Barf Story?

The Rusty Blood Story?

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I'm a Terrible Liar: Part Three

Here comes the third story for our game.

(Scroll down to read the previous two and to figure out what the heck is going on.)

It was the first day of seventh grade.

I was SOOOO excited!

Jr. High here I come!!!!

Elementary was history!!!

I was looking forward to not having to deal with the same teacher ALL day!

And of course

ALL THE NEW BOYS!!!!!!

And that is where our story begins.

There was this one boy:

We'll call him Samley.

He was SOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!

Every seventh grade girl had her eye on him....

But guess who had four classes with him???

ME!!!!!!!!!

So there we were, sitting side by side in

Ms. Quinn's Seventh Grade Advanced Math Class.

I was in heaven!

He was just SOO FREAKING CUTE!!!!!

But then, disaster struck.

I got that feeling.

Like sick-to-my-stomace-I'm-going-to-die feeling.

Blasted school hamburger that wasn't cooked all the way through!!!!!

It was too late to leave class.....

ARGH SHE BLOWS

Yes.

I threw up.

ALL OVER SAMLEY!!!!!

He didn't speak to me for the rest of the year.

Please Don't Stop the Music

Yeah I'm lame, doing a tag when the person didn't even tag me....

but whatever it looked fun!

But yeah thanks Christie!

INSTRUCTIONS:

1. Put your Ipod or other music player on shuffle.

2. For each question, press the NEXT button to get your answer.

3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

4. Tag friends who might enjoy doing this as well as the person you got this from.-

"Tag, You're it...let's see what ya'll are listening to!"

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY?" YOU SAY? Umbrella Acoustic (Marie Digby)

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY? Roots (Bob Marley)

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? Save A Horse Ride a Cowboy (Big and Rich)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? Morningside (Sara Bareilles)

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?Last Call(Lee Ann Womack)

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? I Don't Trust Myself (John Mayer)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OFTEN? More(The Ten Virgins)

WHAT IS 2+2? That's What I Love About Sunday (Craig Morgan)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? See You In My Nightmares (Kanye West)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? Fearless (Taylor Swift)

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?? Why Why Why(Billy Currington)

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?? What Is This Thing Called Love

(Billie Holiday)

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? Jammin (Bob Marley)

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

What I Need (The Ten Virgins)

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? Oh Holy Night(Mariah Carey)

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST? Bottle It Up

(Sara Bareilles)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? The Seashores of Old Mexico(George Strait)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? Write This Down (George Strait)

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN? Show Me Everything (The Rocket Summer)

HOW WILL YOU DIE? Silent Night (Kenny Rogers)

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET? Interlude #4(The Ten Virgins)

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH? Misty Morning (Bob Marley)

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY? It Won't Be Long (Across the Universe)

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED? Come Come Ye Saints (Mormon Tabernacle Choir)

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST? Fool Hearted Memory (George Strait)

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU? Boondocks (Little Big Town)

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE? What We Do Here (Brian Mcknight)

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW? Troublemaker (Weezer)

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS? Don't Stop the Music (Rihanna)

Totally did not plan that!

Promise!

I tag anyone who feels like doing this!

It's pretty entertaining....