You: How are you?
Me: I'm Natastic!!
Me: How many kinds of awesome are you?
Carlos: Infinite
Lauryn: One
Mal: Zero
Me: Do you wanna go a date with me?
Him: I'd love to!
Me: Okay, I'll pick you up around six thirty.
Him: I look forward to that.
Me: Okay bye.
Me: (Cue dreamy smile and girlish giggle.)
Jacob Black: Stay with me!
Me: Okay! You don't have to tell me twice!
Me: Tyler, how do you feel about wearing basketball shorts to Winter Formal?
Tyler: I don't care, whatever you want.
Me: Bless you!
Alyssa LeSueur.
