Musings of a 16 Year Old Girl With Too Much Time On Her Hands (My Dad Made Up This Title)

So I have this fetish with naming inanimate objects....

I'd like you all to meet:

This next guy is my lover!!! Oh Pokey! He is slow but he gets the job done!!!!!!

Oh wait...he's not an inanimate object....

that's okay!

We still love him!!!!!