If I Were Anymore Irritated, I'd Be Dead

Image from here.

It's true.
At this moment in time, I am from the land of the
EXTREMELY IRRITATED.
However I will set that aside.
I will set aside the fact that:

My ipod went through the wash yesterday.

That is the exact same way my last ipod saw death.

If my little brother talks me again, I'm going to rip out his voice box.
(Not really, but I'm annoyed.)

I think I left Cammie in Ed's car.

My New Moon poster is all messed up.

I have to go to school tomorrow.

I was woken up early this morning by being told that my house got TP'd last night and I had to wake up and clean it up before the sprinklers came on.

Yes I'm going to set all that aside!
And we shall play a game.
Yes I stole this idea from the one and only Lauren.

So here's how it goes:
In the comment section you leave an anonymous comment giving some hint as to who you are. As they come, I will try to guess!
I've always wanted to do this and see how well I know my readers!
Ready. Set. Go.

I'm a Terrible Liar: Part One

We are going to play:

Three Truths and a Lie

(Got this great idea from Camille and C Jane.

Here's how it goes:

Starting today, I will tell you four stories.

Three of them will be honest to goodness fact.

One will not.

You will decide what that one is.

I'll have a poll on my sidebar and you can also tell me your vote in the comment box.

Story One:

One evening, after a long, fun day of sightseeing Paris I was riding the Metro home.

Now that I look back on it I was quite cranky and tired,

When all of a sudden......

There he was.

ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL BOYS I HAD EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE.

He just sauntered his sexy self onto the Metro and parked his cute toosh

BEHIND ME!!!

WO IS ME!!!!

THIS COULD NOT FLY!!!!

I HAD TO KEEP LOOKING!!!!

But how to do so without looking like a creeper????

Hmmmmmmm

*LIGHTBULB*

There was an accordion player entertaining us on the metro that day.

So very nonchalantly I turned around, "watching the accordion player" while surreptiously checking out Mr. "I make green eyes look HOTTTT"

After a couple stops Mr. IMGELH got off.

A couple more stops and it was the accordian players turn to get off.

He came around to collect a little dough for his services.

I promptly scurried to grab my wallet and pulled out the first money that my hands touched.

I then proceeded to put it in his cup.

To this day, I still don't know how much money I put in there.....

I was so grateful to him, that it didn't matter!

Stay Tuned for Story Two Tomorrow!