I Told You That I'm a Terrible Liar

This has gotta be a quick post cause I have more HW to do before I jet off to the D-Backs game.

BUT

I knew that you all couldn't stand the

NAIL BITING

SEAT GRIPPING

SUSPENSE!!!!!!!!

So here goes:

The Accordian Story:

TRUE

Oh yeah!!!

He was HOTTTTTT!!!

The Coke Story:

Sadly....

TRUE

The Rusty-Blood Story:

SHOOT ME IN THE HEAD

TRUE!!!!!

57% of you know a lie when you see one.

The Barf Story:

A FARCE!!!!!!

Samley was indeed in four of my classes,

And yes we had Ms. Quinn's Math Class together.

But we didn't sit beside one another.

And I never barfed.

And we did talk that year.

Alot.

But not so much anymore....

But that's another story.

I'm a Terrible Liar: Part Four

Here's the fourth and final installment of

Three Truths and a Lie

(Scroll down for the previous stories.)

*Warning*

TMI ALERT

Recently, Rusty got his wisdom teeth out.

So I opted to take him some Ice Cream and Mt. Dew.

I rode my bike to his house and I was wearing white shorts.

I kept feeling something wet,

So I look down.

AND I SEE RED

LITERALLY

So I get to Rusty's house and we sit on his couch to have a chat.

I tried to sit on my legs, just in case.

So awhile later I get home and I take off my white shorts

THE ENTIRE BACK SIDE IS RED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monday rolls around and I see Rusty in first hour.

Our conversation went something like this:

Me: Rusty I'm going to ask you a question and I need you to promise that you won't ask me why I'm asking you.

Rusty: Ummm okay.

Me: Promise?

Rusty: Yes.

Me: Is there a spot on your couch?

Rusty: Uhhh no.

Me: You sure?

Rusty: Yeah. Why?

Me: You REALLY don't wanna know.

Rusty: Okay.

THANK GOODNESS FOR DARK COUCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So there you have it!

Time to vote!

What's the lie?

The Accordion Story?

The Coke Story?

The Barf Story?

The Rusty Blood Story?

Head on over to my sidebar and VOTE!!!!!

I'm a Terrible Liar: Part Three

Here comes the third story for our game.

(Scroll down to read the previous two and to figure out what the heck is going on.)

It was the first day of seventh grade.

I was SOOOO excited!

Jr. High here I come!!!!

Elementary was history!!!

I was looking forward to not having to deal with the same teacher ALL day!

And of course

ALL THE NEW BOYS!!!!!!

And that is where our story begins.

There was this one boy:

We'll call him Samley.

He was SOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!

Every seventh grade girl had her eye on him....

But guess who had four classes with him???

ME!!!!!!!!!

So there we were, sitting side by side in

Ms. Quinn's Seventh Grade Advanced Math Class.

I was in heaven!

He was just SOO FREAKING CUTE!!!!!

But then, disaster struck.

I got that feeling.

Like sick-to-my-stomace-I'm-going-to-die feeling.

Blasted school hamburger that wasn't cooked all the way through!!!!!

It was too late to leave class.....

ARGH SHE BLOWS

Yes.

I threw up.

ALL OVER SAMLEY!!!!!

He didn't speak to me for the rest of the year.

I'm a Terrible Liar: Part Two

For those of you just joining us,

WELCOME!

We're playing a little game this week:

Three Truths and a Lie.

Scroll down to the previous post for how to play and to read the first story.

Story Two is coming your way right now:

I once paid $9 for a Coke.

Like less than 32 oz of it.

Yeah.

Sad but true.

Here's why:

I was on top of the Eiffel Tower.

You know, like in Paris?

Well, I was thirsty.

So I sauntered into the little resturant thing that they have up there and looked for the price of a drink.

6 EUROS!!!

MAMMA MIA!

AY CARAMBA!

HOLY CRAP!

Yes friends, that translates to nine American dollars.

After I overcame the shock of such a large price, I began to think.

"When am I ever going to be able to drink a Coke on top of the Eiffel Tower again???

Ummm never!!!

So what the heck," I thought.

"I'll just do it."

So I did.

And guess what?

It was the best Coke I'd ever tasted.

Installment Numero Tres will be featured Manyana.

(Yes, I'm very white.)

I'm a Terrible Liar: Part One

We are going to play:

Three Truths and a Lie

(Got this great idea from Camille and C Jane.

Here's how it goes:

Starting today, I will tell you four stories.

Three of them will be honest to goodness fact.

One will not.

You will decide what that one is.

I'll have a poll on my sidebar and you can also tell me your vote in the comment box.

Story One:

One evening, after a long, fun day of sightseeing Paris I was riding the Metro home.

Now that I look back on it I was quite cranky and tired,

When all of a sudden......

There he was.

ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL BOYS I HAD EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE.

He just sauntered his sexy self onto the Metro and parked his cute toosh

BEHIND ME!!!

WO IS ME!!!!

THIS COULD NOT FLY!!!!

I HAD TO KEEP LOOKING!!!!

But how to do so without looking like a creeper????

Hmmmmmmm

*LIGHTBULB*

There was an accordion player entertaining us on the metro that day.

So very nonchalantly I turned around, "watching the accordion player" while surreptiously checking out Mr. "I make green eyes look HOTTTT"

After a couple stops Mr. IMGELH got off.

A couple more stops and it was the accordian players turn to get off.

He came around to collect a little dough for his services.

I promptly scurried to grab my wallet and pulled out the first money that my hands touched.

I then proceeded to put it in his cup.

To this day, I still don't know how much money I put in there.....

I was so grateful to him, that it didn't matter!

Stay Tuned for Story Two Tomorrow!