High School Horrors Part 10

So I know it's summer, but there are some Horrors that I feel are recap worthy.

So here we go:

As we all know, friends are debatably the most important part of a high schooler's existence, so when something happens that jeapordizes them, it becomes your very own living nightmare.

The Three Scariest Experiences of Ratalie's Junior Year

3. My BFF Suz was feeling awful during choir. So we were outside and I was doing my best to help her out. I turned away for one second and the next thing I know, her eyes are rolling back in her head and she's falling backwards and I hear her head hit the pavement with a thud. Terr.I.Fy.Ing.

2. This one got it's one post. The Rusty/Peanut Butter Episode. Go here to read all about it.

1. The number one most terrifying experience of this year...one night I was sitting at home and someone burst through our door. It was Edell, my friend Jake's mom. She was borderlining hysterical as she said "Jake's been in a motorcycle accident, can we leave our car here so Glen and I can drive together?" And with that she was gone. We had no idea how serious it was or what exactly happened. All night I was wreck. I even texted Jake thinking that if he was concious he'd have his phone on him: "Jake are you okay???" Not recieving an answer made it even worse. Finally, around 11 pm Edell came back to pick up the car. Becuase Jake had been wearing his helmet he had made it without any serious injuries and had walked out of the hospital. I don't think I'd ever been that relieved in my entire life. I booked it outside to jump on Jake and see with my own two eyes that he was okay. To this day, I am a HUGE advocate for wearing helmets on motorcycles, it saved my best friends life!

I'm so thankful that in all three of these scenarios, my friends were okay. I know without a doubt that all three of them were being watched over by a loving Heavenly Father. And that, with him on my side, I need never fear.

High School Horrors: Part Four

I'm not gonna lie, sometimes I reallywant to rename this segment:

"High School Whores"

and talk about all the obnoxious girls that I deal with on a daily basis.

That would however, cause lots of drama and speculation and make me seem really really mean and insensitive.

Which, I can be, but that's besides the point at the moment.

Right now, I'm just going to be as real and honest as I can without giving too much away and/or hurting anyones feelings.

I think it sufficeth to say that sometimes, teenage girls are complete and total BRATS!!!!

(And trust me, I'm not excluding myself from this generalization.)

They are selfish, gossipy, prideful, stuck up, nosey, immature, backstabbers and everything else horrible you can think of!!!!

Somedays, I just can't handle it anymore!

The estrogen is just too much!!!!!

It is for that very reason that this story goes as follows:

The other day I was asking Tyler and Jacob who they would take with them on a deserted island if they could only bring four people. After they answered, they asked me. My list was as follows:

1. Tyler

2. Rusty

3. Shirt Boy

4. Jacob

Now I'm not going to act like I'm one of those girls whose always gotten along better with boys than girks and has way more guy friends than girlfriends.

Cause I'm not.

I have a few close gentleman friends who are also some of my favorite people in the whole entire world.

I can talk to them about everything and they keep me sane when I just can't handle females anymore.

But I've got TONS of girls who are like my sisters!!!!!

And I always love em'

No Matter What.

Alyssa Merril

High School Horrors #3

So I was sick all day yesterday.

Ten minutes into seminary and I knew that school was out of the question.

So I missed all day Monday, and I'll also miss all day Friday for my Grandpa's funeral

(post to come)

If you can recall from the first installment of High School Horrors, my schedule this year is not one that allows many absent days.

So missing school today (Tuesday) was not an option.

My mom convinced me to sleep through A hour so I started my day off with Trig.

I'm taking a quiz and suddenly

all Hell begins to break loose in my body again.

I hastily ask if I can step outside and begin gagging and coughing.

Gagging and coughing inevitably lead to throwing up what little I had in my stomach.

And who happens to mosey on over about this time???

None other than Mr. Gates.

The foxy assistant principal on whom I have a HUGE crush.

"Natalie?"

BLAST him for knowing my name!

"Are you okay?"

"Y-y-yes, I'm fine.

"You need to go to the nurse."

"No really I can't go home I can't miss any more sch-

*insert vomiting noise here*

Yeah. Real convincing Nat.

"I'll call you in to the nurse."

Can I just say that I HATE school nurses??

It's like they're purposely mean so you won't come back!

So anywho, after getting my stuff and trying to ignore the stares I slowly make my way to the nurses office where she proceeds to snap at me and make me feel about two inches tall.

After taking my temperature (which was only about a 97) and listening to my sob story about not missing school, she orders me to lie down until second hour.

So all day long I meander around feeling like a truck ran over me 87 times.

In Anatomy, my pregnant teacher made me feel like a leper that was going to contaminate the world.

In choir, due to my not having a voice, I sat there like an idiotic mute.

All in all, not one of my greatest days at Westwood.

High School Horrors: Part Two

So this next horror could happen anywhere but I'm just gonna call it a

High School Horror.

Anyone who knows me knows that I have this problem:

I CAN'T EAT WITHOUT SPILLING ON MYSELF

Well I made a discovery, the problem intensifies when I am around a male speicmen!!!!

Exhibit A:

The other day I was at Taco Bell for lunch sitting next to Rusty.

I was squirting my mild hot sauce onto my soft taco and....

SPLAT!!!!

Sauce on my new shirt.

LAME

Okay, ten minutes later.

I'm eating my soft taco and a piece a beef slips and falls

BETWEEN MY TWO SHIRTS!

So I'm sitting there waiting for everyone to stop looking at me so I can nonchalantly pull it out....

AWKWARD!!!

Exhibit B:

Today at school I'm sitting next to Tyler eating breakfast and drinking apple juice and...

DRIBBLE DRIBBLE DRIBBLE

APPLE JUICE ALL OVER MY SCRUBS!!!!!!

I had spots for the rest of the day.

I swear, I have problems.

High School Horrors: Part One

I'm starting a new series here at Everybody Nose:

High School Horrors.

Be very afraid....

School hasn't even started yet and I already have my first entry.

Horror Numero Uno:

My Schedule for Junior Year

A- Seminary

(6:30 IN THE MORNING!!!!)

1- Trigonometry

2- AP Junior English

3- AP Anatomy and Physiology

4- Student Council

5- Honor Choir

6- Chinese Mandarin 2

Yes you read the right. TWO!!!!!!!

Why not one??

Because the only hour that it's offered is fifth, during Honor Choir!!!

AHHHHHHH!!!!!!

WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?????????????????

Now if that doesn't scare you, I don't know what will.

Edited to add:

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