Ever Been Attacked By A Bathroom????

I have!!!!

And not just once, mind you, THREE TIMES!!!

IN ONE WEEK!!!!!!

1. There I was just washing my face at the sink in my dorm room.

I bend over to rinse and....

BAM!!!

Head makes contact with faucet causing sharp shooting pain!
2. There I was just sitting on the toilet taking care so some business in the language labratory bano and.....
THE COVER OF THE TP HOLDER FLYS OPEN AND WHACKS ME ON THE HEAD!!!!
And on a zit mind you, which in turn, made my entire head ACHE!

3. There I was, once again taking care of business but this time in the bano a the MU.
I lift my dainty hand to get some TP and BAM my thumb gets cut on the blasted TP holder!!!!
I BLEED!!!!!

And somehow....

I lived to tell the tale!!!

RatalieNose from A to Z

A

Amazing!!!!

No I'm not calling myself amazing.

Amazing is the most over used adjective in my vocabulary.

B

Boys

I'm a teenage girl, what do you expect!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

C

CHOCOLATE!

COOKIES!

CHOCOLATE COOKIES!!!!

CAPITAL LETTERS!!!!!!!

D

Death

That's how I've been feeling these last couple days.

Blasted Sinuses!!!

E

EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My english teachers are always getting on me about them.

I don't understand why......

F

I'll give you a hint, it rhymes with shart.

Yeah yeah yeah I'm disgusting.

Sue me.

G

Girl!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes I'm a girl.

And I enjoy it.....

Most of the time.

H

Happy but occasionally hostile.

True story.

I

Immature...

Heck I'm a teenager it's my job!!!

J

Jokes

I don't have any good ones.

K

Kindness?

I have some in my heart.

L

Love Love Love Love Love Love Love

I don't know if you noticed but I LOVE the word LOVE!!!!

I apply it quite Liberally.

But not Lightly.

M

Music!!!!!!!!!

"Sing, Sing a Song

Sing Out Loud

Sing Out Strong"

Don't Mind If I Do!!!!

N

Natalie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes that is my real name.

Who knew?

WhoNose????

O

Open Arms!!!!

I LOVE HUGS!!!!!!!!!!!

P

Princess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes I am.

Q

Quirky.

That sums me up quite nicely.

R

Rain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's like Magic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

S

Sassy but Sweet....

If you're lucky.

T

Twilight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Need I say more?

U

Understanding....

Yeah, I'll give myself this one.

Being somewhat irrational I can understand other peoples special moments.

V

Villains!!!!

Love them!!!!!!!

W

Westwood Warrior!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Blood Runs Deep Orange!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

X

Xrays

I've had several of these.

The one I hated the most was the one that told me that I'd rebroken my broken toe and I had to have surgery.

LAME!!!!!

Y

Young.

"Forever Young

I want to be forever young.

Don't you want to live forever

Forever Young"

Z

Zoo

No I don't belong there.

Thank you very much.

Q&A: Quirky Analysis

So we're going to take a break from the Extraordinary today in order to answer your questions.

From Lauren:

What hair product do you use?

A: Like shampoo?

Whatever's in the shower.

Hairspray? I rarely use it, but when I do, I just use whatevers lying around the house.

And that's about it...

I usually go for a natural look...

Ha!
Who am I kidding I'm just waaaay too lazy!!!

From Camille:

What's Shirt Boy's name?

A: I know you were kidding but I will give you a hint: You've been in his bedroom before.

(Don't go all crazy on Camille, she was in there filming for a girls camp video!)

Also from Camille:

What do you want to be when you grow up?

A: A 3rd Grade Teacher, preferebly at my old Elementary school, team teaching with my 3rd grade teacher!

Camille Again:

If you could travel anywhere in the world this summer, where would you go?

A: Crazy.

Oh wait I'm already there!

Yar gar gar.

I'd travel the rest of Europe and go visit my sister in North Carolina and visit my best friend who's moving to Texas.

From the Amazing Cherie:

What's your most embarassing moment?

A: Oh my there are FAR too many to choose from! I'm basically the biggest clutz on this side of Texas

(aside from NancyFace of course! Love her!)

Hmmm I'll just share one that Shirt Boy and I were discussing today.

Last year, several of the boys from my school were driving home from playing basketball around 6:30 am. I was out walking my neighbors dog. I had just woken up two seconds ago. It was cold, I was tired and had no shoes on. So I'm walking with my eyes shut, all bundled up with my hood on and looking like a hobo and the boys drive by LAUGHING AT ME. Later I walk into A hour and they all start bustin' up!

Ridiculous!

From Shelby Lou:

How many boys have you kissed?

A: Two. One kissed me for $30.

The other kissed me becuase he wanted a New Years kiss.

*A little sad note about the second one, when he tried to kiss me, I started hyperventilating. Nothing scares me more than boys!*

From Ann Marie:

Did you steal the shirt from Shirt Boy?

A: Sadly enough, I did not. He really wanted it back. So I washed it, and rode my bike to his house to return it. Thankfully, he or his parents did not answer the door.

From Holly Janeen:

Did you come up with the name RatalieNose

all by yourself?

A: I wish I could say that I'm that clever, but if I'm being honest (which I always am, Lieing is MY BIGGEST PET PEEVE) my big sister Bekah created my wonderful nickname!

Well that was quite fun!

Keep the preguntas coming!

We'll be exploring more of the extraordinary tomorrow so stay tuned!

Nick Names Part 2

I had so much fun telling ya'll about my nicknames last time that I thought I'd share a few more with you.

(Oh and btw you still have until Wednesday to comment on this post.)

Miss Rose

This one was given to me by my dear friend Doride.

If you can't figure out why.....

We'll talk later.

No, my nickname is NOT Lady!

Bah!

A very good Gentleman Friend of mine calls me

Pige.

You know, like the Tramp calls Lady?

Uh huh.

Seems weird right?

That's what I thought.

Until he explained why.

He said that I remind him of her for several reasons.

1. She's very persistent

2. Really down when she doesn't recieve enough attention

3. Fun to be with

4. Goes back to people, even when they've hurt her.

At first you may think uhhh rude!

But in all honesty, he was exactly right!

I am all those things.

And proud of it.

This one I just recieved this past weekend.

NatalieNoPants

Think what you will.

CoDe WoRd Of ThE dAy

boys my age think they're so Cool

on thanksgiving i'd rather eat Ham than turkey

Over yonder is my school, westwood high school

Can you figure out what i'm doing

my favorite shape is an Oval

that last one was a Lie

the name of my first kid will be Andee

if you steal that name from me i'll be Ticked

thanks for stopping by Everybodynose

Please Don't Stop the Music

Yeah I'm lame, doing a tag when the person didn't even tag me....

but whatever it looked fun!

But yeah thanks Christie!

INSTRUCTIONS:

1. Put your Ipod or other music player on shuffle.

2. For each question, press the NEXT button to get your answer.

3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

4. Tag friends who might enjoy doing this as well as the person you got this from.-

"Tag, You're it...let's see what ya'll are listening to!"

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY?" YOU SAY? Umbrella Acoustic (Marie Digby)

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY? Roots (Bob Marley)

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? Save A Horse Ride a Cowboy (Big and Rich)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? Morningside (Sara Bareilles)

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?Last Call(Lee Ann Womack)

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? I Don't Trust Myself (John Mayer)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OFTEN? More(The Ten Virgins)

WHAT IS 2+2? That's What I Love About Sunday (Craig Morgan)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? See You In My Nightmares (Kanye West)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? Fearless (Taylor Swift)

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?? Why Why Why(Billy Currington)

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?? What Is This Thing Called Love

(Billie Holiday)

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? Jammin (Bob Marley)

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

What I Need (The Ten Virgins)

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? Oh Holy Night(Mariah Carey)

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST? Bottle It Up

(Sara Bareilles)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? The Seashores of Old Mexico(George Strait)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? Write This Down (George Strait)

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN? Show Me Everything (The Rocket Summer)

HOW WILL YOU DIE? Silent Night (Kenny Rogers)

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET? Interlude #4(The Ten Virgins)

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH? Misty Morning (Bob Marley)

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY? It Won't Be Long (Across the Universe)

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED? Come Come Ye Saints (Mormon Tabernacle Choir)

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST? Fool Hearted Memory (George Strait)

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU? Boondocks (Little Big Town)

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE? What We Do Here (Brian Mcknight)

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW? Troublemaker (Weezer)

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS? Don't Stop the Music (Rihanna)

Totally did not plan that!

Promise!

I tag anyone who feels like doing this!

It's pretty entertaining....

The Joys of Technology

Son Of A Gun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you remember that old children's book??

Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible,No Good, Very Bad Day

Yeah.

TryNatalie and Terrible, Horrible, No Good, HORRENDOUS, HUMILIATING, Very Bad Day

Shya.

How bout' a quick recap

1. C- grade in Chemistry

2. C- grade in Algebra 2

3. Being kept after English

4. Parent-Teacher Phone Call Threat

(BAD NEWS BEARS!)

5. Finding out that the shirt I'd been wearing all day belongs

TO ONE OF MY GUY FRIENDS!!!!

And it wasn't even him who told me!!!

He was too embarrassd!

So his friend (who I don't get along with very well) comes up to me and basically embarasses the heck out me by telling me that I was wearing his best friend's shirt.

Nice.

HOW IN THE WORLD DID IT GET TO MY HOUSE?????????

HOW IN THE WORLD WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW IT WAS HIS?????????

Ugh.

On the bright side...if there even is one

I got my new(to me) ipod today!

$96 bucks on Ebay.

Love!!!!